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Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 July 2017

[Latest] Nollywood movie " Evans the city of crime"

A new nollywood movie is set to be dropped... I believe this would change and pass many information to all Nigerians.
What do you feel about this. Should it be dropped? Yes or No
What do you think guys?

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

Is there any difference between them?

1. Pls for all this slay queens that are using bleaching cream all in the sake of getting fair/yellow in complexion..
Abeg take a look at the fingers of that lady and the Bole(roasted plantain) up there, pls is there any difference?
As 4 me, i can't see any difference in the finger and the bole πŸ˜ƒ
2. 

Pls drop ur comments let's see

Monday, 3 July 2017

Viral! See what a female graduate wrote as an application letter



Twitter clients are thinking that its difficult to concur that the application letter underneath was composed by a female Nigerian graduate in Abuja!

As shared by Bright Eugene on Twitter, he composed;

'See an application letter gotten by an office in Abuja today, from a graduate… Scratch that. A comrade. Lord have mercy on us.' 

Monday, 26 June 2017

5 tactics latest girls stylishly as for airtime on net

Na dis one con weak me pass oo as i see one slay queen wey ask me for airtime this evening. But i just pity her sha as per say make me no spoil her slayness. #Lol
Tonight i decided to write on this because it is not only this slay queen that will be the first. I have seen so many with different strategies. Two of my friends fell into the hands of slay mamas. As they sent airtime worth 2,000 this evening.
Let me share you different tactics they use so you wont also fall for maga..

  1. I am currently broke now, pls can u send me airtime or share me data.  This was the trick i fell for and this slay mama ran away with my airtime.. See excuse oo: I spent my cash buying things and i never knew my data was going to finish.
  2. I need to call my mum urgently and it very important. They will tell you that their mum is maybe in the hospital or somewhere and needs to call her for some important issues.
  3. I don't wish stop talking with you but my data wont allow cus it about to exhaust. This one mostly happen among Boyfriends and Girlfriends or maybe newly met people. She will startup an interesting conversation to make sure she gets into the guy's head and the mumu guy too go fall for am. Hmm... SMH
  4. I am just in Abuja now and i lost my way. I need to call my uncle to come pick me up. You that did not move an inch from your room and you are lying that you are now in Abuja. She will just tell d guy(maga) that she needs lil airtime and the guy out of pity will send it to her... Home sweet home. God is watching.
  5. Now we wont post number 5.. We want you to drop urs as number 5. We are watching as you do so πŸ‘€

Sunday, 18 June 2017

Funny! πŸ˜ƒ Laugh To Death!!!


Saturday, 3 June 2017

πŸ˜…Lets play this game called 'impossible impossicant'. Are you ready?

Yeah! Today lets us make our self happy and let's have fun. We wanna play a game titled impossible impossicant. This simply means something that ca never be possible or even true πŸ˜‚. Hmm but before we start do you really think what you are about to say is impossible. If yes the just go and drop it below now! Do not think twice.

Here! We're gonna drop some examples of how it should look like:
⇒Can you ever go upstairs through the soakaway?

⇒Can Jayzee  ever go to sing in a Burial Funeral? πŸ˜ƒ

⇒Can Don Jazzy ever rap in a song or can a dull person use panasharp?

Why not drop yours too and lets see what's impossible from you too. 
Dont spoil this fun! Drop ur comments

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

[Episode 2] A crush on corper Daniel. Read and you wont want to miss out!

For this of you requesting for episode 2 here it is. Read and enjoy.
Did you miss the last episode? Just click here to start from Episode 1
I spent the next two hours getting ready.
It was harder than I had imagined trying
to dress up for someone without it
looking
like I was trying to dress up for him. I was
sure I could come up with a reason as to
why I looked dressed up, because I
wanted to avoid raising suspicion.
By the end of my “getting ready” I was
satisfied. My black skirt was just above my
knees, not showing anything off. Over my
skirt hung a long red sleeveless
shirt, showing off my firm arms instead of
my firm stomach. My
favourite thing about that shirt was how
amazing my 36C
b—–s were perfectly viewable.
You could not see the flesh, but you could
see every shape they gave off.
Once I decided I was ready, I snuck out
the back door and headed to his lodge. I
had to sneak out because i hate lying to
mum who would find it very strange that I
was meeting my teacher, which made the
option of sneaking out more preferable.
{Yea i know meeting with a teacher isn’t
really a strange thing judging from a
normal perspective, but it truly was more
of meeting with my
teacher in that outfit which made it more
weird, because my dressing wasn’t study
appropriate}.
I panicked the whole way to his lodge,
with my maths Text book and a note pad
tucked in my skirt {pocket}.
I soon got to his room, breathed deeply
before calmly knocking on his room door.
I was so nervous and excited that i could
hear my heart beating furiously in my
chest. Knocking on his door was more
nerve wrecking than i had imagined, Still I
gained up my courage and continued
knocking.
“Come in,” his voice finally called through
the door and my entire body tingled. I
loved the sound of his voice. It was deep
and manly.
I took one more deep breathe and made
my way into his room,
slowly pushing open the door. He was
sitting on a giant mattress that gave his
room a peculiar shape.
“Ah,” he smiled as our eyes met.
“Judith” he greeted,
“good evening,” I smiled nervously,
shutting the door behind me. I was not
sure if shutting it was a good idea, but i
gave it no second thought.
“Nice room” i murmured,
“I find it a little too stuffy,” he laughed,
“hmmm do you?”,
“anyway thank you for meeting with me”,
“I really do appreciate” i said polietly
before settling down on a plastic chair.
“You generally seem to have no problem
with your school work until lately?” he
added after a little silence,
“Can I be honest with you?” I blurted out,
almost placing my
hand over my mouth.
I had no idea what my brain was doing,
but I knew it was a very bad idea.
“I don’t see why not,” he smiled over at
me.
“I was thinking about you in the class
before you noticed my absent
mindedness,” I confessed nervously, my
face turning bright red.
“hmmm, please i need the truth, what
exactly brought you here?” i instantly
heard him ask. His face growing serious,
his eyes searching me keenly like a
policeman. I froze and cautioned myself. I
really was thrown out of balance with his
question.
“emm emm,” I murmured, losing my
voice which caught in my throat.
“emm I kind of just wanted to see you
outside of class.” i finally managed to
answer. He breathed deeply, crossed his
legs and held his jaw like an old man.
I LOST HOPE. I was pretty sure he would
throw me out of his room after tongue
lashing me. What an embarrassment. I felt
very foolish.
“Am i not old enough to fall in love??, what
is wrong with this corper?, why is he so
uptight?, can’t he read my mind?, what is
he feeling like?” i wondered as we stared
at each other.

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Saturday, 13 May 2017

[Episode 1] A crush on corper Daniel. So interesting that you will love to read more


Episode 1
Lot of secondary school girls at some point
had petty crushes on male corpers, but
what I had was not a crush; I lusted for
this guy.
Everyone in school knew that corper Daniel
was sexy. All my {female} friends had a
slight thing for him. We all prayed to be his
girlfriend..
I truly wasn’t the best student in the class,
but really, how could any girl focus on
learning, when six feet
of tall dark handsomeness was in her line
of sight every
day?
“Judith!.”
I was suddenly pulled out of my dirty
thoughts as my Idol {himself} called out my
name.
“Where was your mind?.” i heard him ask,
while the entire classroom chuckled at
me, but I did not care. He had spoken my
name. My name had
crossed his lips that were slightly hidden
behind a perfectly trimmed goatee.
Our eyes locked for a brief moment and
something clicked. I
could feel it and I knew that he could feel
it also. I felt myself dripping wet into my
panties.
“why are you lost in my class?,” he asked,
but before i could give an answer, the bell
rang for break, making everyone jump to
their feet. Everyone except for me seemed
to be in a hurry to leave the class.
I waited for the classroom to clear open
before making my way up to him. I
seemed to have no control over my
actions. My body did not want to leave, it
wanted to stay and enjoy every moment
with him.
We silently stared at each other, my heart
pounding madly.
“sir, i really havn’t been concentrating in
class, due to some family issues” I lied
effortlessy, making my way to his side.
“so what exactly is the family problem you
are having?,” he asked curiously, “perhaps
I could be of help?” he added softly.
“it’s a long story sir, but I really was
wondering if you could help me with
special lessons after school, my parents
will be willing to pay,” I asked with a
sweet smile, while he shrugged and
breathed deeply, staring at me as if i asked
for something impossible.
“I am not the best at asking for help, But, if
you can’t help me, don’t bother, I will
figure out another solution.” I murmured
with a coloured face, before turning to
leave, surprisingly he grabbed my left
hand.
“alright I get off work at 2:30pm, maybe
we could be meeting every 4pm at your
house, i’m here to serve everyone who
needs my help” he said softly, smiling
calmly.
“nooo i think your lodge will be much
better, i don’t want to give you the stress
of trekking to my house every evening” i
answered happily, while he shrugged
again.
“That would be great,” I heard him say,
while my eyes blossomed with joy.
“AT LAST HE IS ALL MINE” i reasoned.
What a silly naughty girl i was....

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